thank you very much. i know the definition of satire, and that’s not what i am talking about. i am talking about the sentence as it appears in people’s inboxes. people on the internet are stupid, and i’m not going to apologize for that. but i am aware of it.
the only thing i am asking of you and medium is that it be very clear from the very beginning that you are writing satire. the simplest act would be to preface your headline with the word SATIRE.