Susan Montague
Jul 10, 2017 · 1 min read

“Heh-heh-heh! You Western Pig with corn-hair hair! You Corncob-Comb-over! You take the Saudi Waste-Lands and I’ll take The Big D-little-A, double L, AS and dat spell ‘Doll-ass!!’ Corn-pone For Brains! Buffalo-Breath! You dummer dan I tinks!”

“Bannon!!” Whines Corn-over, “You said he wooden do that!!”

“Bummer! Dummer! Who knew?” Reasons Bannon.

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