Oh come on Douglas. I fear being burned alive all the time. Everybody knows it is just a part of life if you are a woman. I also fear being raped every time I go outside. There is a rapist behind one out of five trees didn’t you know? Or is that five rapists behind every tree? I forget now because I have been missing my gender studies classes recently (because of threats of rape of course) But whatever it is it is absolutely terrifying and I am offended that you would invalidate my lived experiences.