Lol I like this story.

I don’t wear socks. When I did, they never matched. The problem is there are not enough of the good ones to go around. Women out number men 6 to 1. So I will have to be okay with myself first.

I am not sure if a man is better than matching socks to make me feel any better about myself. I don’t need him for that. Not having one is bad?

I don’t think so, I am pretty good already. I like me. I like socks and men too.