Why am I embarrassed?
I didn’t do anything.
By Andrea N. Carr
If your son, I actually mean any son’s cell phone accidentally dials up any parent
receiving the call. While the son or daughter is having sex at the same time
with someone else.
Do you think a parent should say something about it.
To prevent another episode like this in the future.
I don’t ever want to hear what I heard, again.
Use the keypad lock on the damn thing, please.
Though, I am sick at the thought of what I heard.
I kept curiously listening because, it wasn’t my son I could hear talking, at first.
I didn’t know who it was that was with him and I don’t want to know.
Why am I embarrassed? I didn’t do anything.
I hung up when, I realized it was a mistake not a joke that wasn’t funny.
I never even let my son see me hold anyone’s hand.
When I started dating, again. I suppose this is apples and oranges comparatively.
I didn’t see the reason to have a new date meeting my son.
Especially if, I wasn’t sure he was a keeper.
Didn’t work, apparently.
I thought all kind’s of crazy and ridiculous stuff after, what if this is his thing,
OMG. I had to throw up after, that peculiar thought and searching
the internet for fetishes. Does it say more about him or I.
There is some stuff online that is a trip, to say the least.
There is something called “Hidden Penis.”
I looked at a sex change operation pictures, also.
There is a doctor who can change a man to a woman with 91%
able to have a orgasm. She used to be a man!
I wouldn’t even expect to be able to do that.
I really couldn’t tell the difference between those vagina’s that were men before.
I made my boyfriend look to see if he could tell, he wouldn’t participate.
Anyway, what is it about the thought of a family member having sex,
that is awkward. I walked in on my parents once and I remember thinking,
“What is he doing.” My Mom saying “Move, let me go talk to her.”
I didn’t want to talk about it I want to forget about it, forever.
No such luck!
I don’t know what it is but, there is something weird about picturing a son or
parent having sex. Forbidding, you just happen to see or hear it accidentally.
I don’t want it to happen, again.
Not sure how to prevent it without embarrassing my only child or bringing
further attention to it. My son never reads my blog, don’t worry.
I don’t want to talk to him, not yet.
He has called me twice this morning, I can’t answer.
Originally published at familytreethenovel.com on February 11, 2015.