Jeff NewsroomThe Men Who Sell The WorldOn January 2, House Saud of Riyadh celebrated the new year by executing 47 people. Their crimes ranged from attending protests, to murder…Jan 14, 20162Jan 14, 20162
Jeff NewsroomOwning Your Worthless, Mentally Ill, Virgin Troll Millennial Family Members At ThanksgivingThis year, I’m spending Thanksgiving in Kuwait. The House of Sabah requested my presence for advice on Syria, Turkey, and the logistics of…Nov 25, 2015Nov 25, 2015
Jeff NewsroomAn open letter to the Syrian ArmyTo the officers of the Syrian Arab Army:Oct 25, 2015Oct 25, 2015
Jeff NewsroomDating While Having A Big Dickto my less endowed friends, my big dick seems even freakier than a weird thing like being JewishOct 9, 20153Oct 9, 20153
Jeff NewsroomTo Me, It’s Ass-ley Madison[Professor Jeff is on sabbatical because he shot himself in the mouth with an airsoft gun after the General of NATO told him there was…Aug 28, 20151Aug 28, 20151
Jeff NewsroomMy Friend James WoodsGreetings, you ungrateful oafs. I return from retirement for a personal reason! Recently, my friend James Woods sued a Twitter troll for…Jul 30, 2015Jul 30, 2015
Jeff NewsroomI’m 48, Just Quit My War Professor Job, And Never Want To Work AgainJune 20, 2015. My last day as a NatSec war professor for Minnetonka Naval Community College. I gave them 14 years of my life, pretending to…Jun 30, 20159Jun 30, 20159
Jeff NewsroomMea Cupa! Not.Last week, I made an unforced error. I thought I had pasted the entirety of an email chain between a Syrian Air Force officer and myself…Jun 1, 2015Jun 1, 2015
Jeff NewsroomSyria: An Ounce of Prevention is Worth Two in the BushDaesh, or the self styled Islamic State, has been the target of Syrian Arab Air Force strikes surrounding the ancient city of Palmyra.May 27, 2015May 27, 2015
Jeff NewsroomThe Middle East: The Real Game Of ThronesEvery Sunday night, long after I’ve graded my stack of papers and tucked my pride and joy Josiah Newsroom into bed, me and the wife-o like…May 26, 2015May 26, 2015