Trump Says He Doesn’t Want Poor People Running His Economy, But Has 913 Other Jobs For Them
Allan Ishac

Someone pointed to me and said Black Lives Matter, to which I said of course, who do you think I am, cottage cheese? But then later I thought about it, only then did I realize it was an epithet directly thrown upon the tall beaver sitting on top of my head. I am immediately filing a backdated complaint to Stuart & McCurdy.

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