A Normal Distribution (of Legs)
Walker Harrison

This article was unnecessary and cancerous. If you don’t like manspreading well may I suggest you politely ask the manspreader to excuse you as you would like to sit next to the seat his ass is not sitting on?

If this is the biggest problem you face in your current day to day life then consider yourself lucky. Stop being shy and demand the seat! Grow a pair.

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