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Everything I Thought I Knew About How Men Pee Is a Lie

Not that I was an expert before.

4 min readJun 14, 2019

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Sexography

Lessons in Pegging

How I learned a sexual term I hadn’t heard used before and realized it’s something I’d be interested to try

6 min readJan 2, 2020

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Writing Honestly

I Made $1.36 On Medium In March

Should I give up publishing on Medium after such an abysmal month?

4 min readApr 8, 2022

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Writing Honestly

What’s An EMF?

When you take a trip down memory lane to visit an old favorite song but realize that’s not where you were supposed to end up.

4 min readApr 7, 2022

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What’s An EMF?

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Writing Honestly

What Do You Do When Your Favorite Publication Stops Publishing?

Start your own!

2 min readApr 4, 2022

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Sydel Brown

I Reached 1000 Followers! Now What?

Reaching a milestone for a second time isn’t cause for celebration

3 min readApr 2, 2022

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Candour

Is It Just Self-Isolation or Are Men Getting Hotter?

How a walk to the grocery store became an exercise of nearly failed self-control

4 min readMay 25, 2020

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Sydel Brown

Why Do Women Wish Each Other Happy Mother’s Day?

I’m not a mother. Never wanted to be. I find this mother-centricity offputting.

4 min readMay 11, 2020

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Sydel Brown

The Surprising Winners and Losers From Self-Isolation

The top winners are really the breast winners

2 min readApr 22, 2020

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Sydel Brown

Why I Won’t Join Your Video Chats

So please stop inviting me to your weird viewing parties

4 min readMar 30, 2020

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Sydel Brown

Sydel Brown

Writing about writing, sex, love, dating, relationships, and life with a twist of humor. Sometimes I bite. Can be NSFW. Buy me a coffee? Ko-fi.com/sydelbrown

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