My hair is so slippery, it will not stay in a braid. Normal hair things (technical term) do not work for me, so I have hoarded the only ones I’ve ever found that do, and I only have two left. One of them is in my hair right now. No barrette has ever not slipped down the side or back of my head. Claw clips? The only ones that work are the ones that are full head-sized and even then my hair still falls out of them.
Slippery Hair Syndrome
Silvia Killingsworth

Me too and I ain’t white.