In 2014 it was Kermit sipping tea. 2015 was a frog on a unicycle. 2016 the internet crusaded for a dead gorilla. This year people are eating laundry detergent and the world is all the dumber for it.
It was a brisk May morning when I awoke in my colorless shack. Curtains embraced the heavy air.
The TV flickered lazily as I slunk towards my dresser, dragging old slacks up these thunders you’d call thighs…
OSHKOSH, WI — In an effort to abide by the new education reform passed by Congress while everyone slept, teachers all across the U.S. have been issued their very own mini-guns.
WASHINGTON D.C. —Inside representative Herb Ghastly’s colonial inspired office, he hunches over his hard oak desk. Stopping only to fill his drinking bird.