I Gave Them The Bedroom
We shared a few beers, and then I gave Oxana and Halyna the bedroom — I was just able to deal with being in the apartment, but I didn’t think I could handle Caz’s bed, too…
I woke in the middle of the night, having dozed off sitting up. As I made myself more comfortable, I heard noises from the other room. At first I thought from the thumping noises and occasional cries and grunts that the Amazons were sparring, but I realized after a while that they were almost certainly involved in a much friendlier interaction. It went on for a while. A long while.
Ah, the irony.