Tag SavageI don’t remember writing this…play?…It was in my Google Drive, and I found it while looking for something else.Jul 7, 2017Jul 7, 2017
Tag SavageWhat should I do with this counterfeit $10 bill?When I tried to use this $10 bill at the Food U Desire bodega, the cashier demonstrated to me that it was counterfeit. Now I don’t know…Aug 11, 2016Aug 11, 2016
Tag SavageWho is at Whole Foods tonight? Almost no one.There is one large group. A dozen people, maybe. Co-workers. Similar in age (as the modern workplace is, alas), but entirely different in…Jul 15, 2016Jul 15, 2016
Tag SavageIt’s Trivia Night at Whole Foods!They just started the audio round. I know most of the answers! I know “Calling Dr. Love” by K.I.S.S. I know “Doctor Robert” by The Beatles…Jul 14, 2016Jul 14, 2016
Tag SavageHere are the people at Whole Foods right now part two:By which I mean The Roof at Whole Foods, the casual restaurant on the roof of Whole Foods:Jul 13, 2016Jul 13, 2016
Tag SavageHere are things at the Whole Foods right now:People taking photos of the sunset using oversized Android phones.Jul 12, 2016Jul 12, 2016
Tag SavageHe can expect to live for 37 yearsJen wanted a girl. I wanted a girl too. Almost all of my friends have been girls, and most of those girls were close with their dads. Take…Jul 6, 201640Jul 6, 201640
Tag SavageA ParableThere was a frog who designed fountains for office buildings. They were very nice, but not remarkably so. They mostly made people’s office…Jan 5, 20161Jan 5, 20161