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Talia Argondezzi

Published in

Slackjaw

Karl Marx Or Richard Marx?

Iconic beard / iconic mullet. By Jeff Bender and Talia Argondezzi

Jun 1

A black-and-white cartoon outline of a man with a big beard.

Jun 1

Published in

The Belladonna Comedy

I’m RFK Jr.’s One Correct Opinion

Please help! Being stuck in his brain with the other opinions is a nightmare.

May 13

A pink brain with sad eyes and a frown, wearing sneakers and standing on a windowsill.

May 13

Published in

The Belladonna Comedy

Our Kids’ Minds Are Rotting Because of This New Technology (Fire)

This invention is destroying humanity! (My generation’s technologies were fine, though.)

Apr 23

A hand holding a smartphone taking a photo of an outdoor campfire.

Apr 23

Published in

Slackjaw

Easter Is Halloween, Except It’s Pastel

Ghosts and goblins are scary. A giant humanoid bunny breaking into your house while you sleep is pastel scary.

Apr 18

A person in a pink bunny costume with blood around its mouth leans out from a dark doorway.

Apr 18

Published in

Slackjaw

Why I Couldn’t Make It To Your Thing: A Retrospective

I’d love to come! But I just… can’t. Here’s why.

Apr 7

A single audience member sits in a big empty theater of orange seats. The audience member is hiding their head under their coat.

Apr 7

Published in

Slackjaw

What, You Think You’re Better Than Me? Now That You Have A Nice Big Fancy Obituary?

Wow. Truly, you will stop at nothing to make me feel inadequate.

Feb 20

A young woman wearing sunglasses and a frown on her face reads the newspaper.

Feb 20

Published in

The Belladonna Comedy

Let’s Celebrate Valentine’s Day This Year. Ironically! Just as a Joke!

I’m not one of those girly girls who insist on romance. However…

Feb 14

A smiling man and woman gaze into each other’s eyes in a candlelit room.

Feb 14

Published in

The Belladonna Comedy

Could This Meeting Have Been an Email? Or Literally Anything Else?

Truly, anything at all other than another meeting.

Jan 30

A woman at her work desk, surrounded by coworkers, holds up a small sign that reads “HELP.”

Jan 30

Published in

Slackjaw

Advice For Movie Characters Who Never Need To Pee

Your power to snoop around upstairs is unparalleled.

Jan 10

Two dolls in a tiny pink and yellow bathroom, one on the toilet and one in the bathtub, both looking at giant smartphones.

Jan 10

Published in

The Belladonna Comedy

Welcome To Our No-Children-Allowed Brewery!

We CLEARLY designed this space for grownups ONLY.

Sep 25, 2024

Welcome To Our No-Children-Allowed Brewery!

Sep 25, 2024

Talia Argondezzi

Talia Argondezzi

Writing professor at Ursinus College. Writing available at Points in Case, New Yorker, McSweeney’s, The Belladonna, Slackjaw.

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