So, while my decision is firm, I feel strangely compelled to ask you, even with that ghastly mullet on prominent display in your profile pic, is a good,hot fuck really out of the question? My personal IM handle is included below. See ya soon hot stuff.
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I am crying. Wait, no, like Classical Sass I am dying. Oh, my. Nicely played! This is why you remain one of my heroes of Medium ❤

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