Mike ElyA Dish Best Left UnservedThis is a story about revenge. It was long desired, greatly deserved, utterly devastating in its outcome, as unavoidable as the movement of…Sep 22, 20211Sep 22, 20211
Mike ElyA Rescue From the Memory HoleIn the end, Mom was a statistic, and I know well how much this pissed her off. Her reasons may not be what you expect, but I’ll get to…Jan 28, 2020Jan 28, 2020
Mike ElyDonald’s rug collectionMy first attempt at this story was mostly serious. Too serious. I went into the history of men’s hairpieces (The Sun King! Massive wigs!)…May 8, 2019May 8, 2019
Mike ElyTrump’s rug collectionFrom Hogan Gidley to Stephen Miller, this president has collected an impressive array of bald men sporting combovers and toupees. Is this…May 5, 2019May 5, 2019
Mike ElyThese health insurance coverage gaps are in your face (literally)Suppose I were to offer you a comprehensive medical insurance plan that covered all manner of sickness and injury, except for almost…May 1, 2019May 1, 2019
Mike ElySexism (and worse) persists in mobile gaming advertisementsWe need to talk about sexism in mobile game ads. Despite all the progress that’s been made socially and culturally, and all the really…Apr 21, 20192Apr 21, 20192
Mike ElyWalking away from rideshareMy first trip as a rideshare driver began at 10:19 pm on May 15, 2015 at 10:11pm. I know this because I can log in to my driver dashboard…Apr 21, 2019Apr 21, 2019
Mike ElyAn introduction, leading toward what it is to live in the middleAny writer will tell you that from time to time it’s hard to lift up the pen after a rest. So hard in my case that the last time I “picked…Apr 18, 20191Apr 18, 20191