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Sumo…is Good

This essay was written for and originally presented at live lit show The Skewer on March 6th in Chicago, Illinois

Mar 8, 2019

Sumo…is Good

Mar 8, 2019

Tom Harrison

PASSIVE: Write Club 1/16/2018

This is the piece I wrote for WRITE CLUB 87, in which I defended PASSIVE versus its hated enemy AGGRESSIVE. For the first time in my…

Jan 22, 2018

Jan 22, 2018

Tom Harrison

There’s Nowhere To Go But Meaner

How PewDiePie, Complacency, and Shock Humor Made Breitbart Beat Porn

Mar 17, 2017

There’s Nowhere To Go But Meaner

Mar 17, 2017

Tom Harrison

The Great British Bake-Off: A Eulogy

I don’t usually like to start my pieces by namedropping great thinkers or use some kind of highfalutin quotes and epigrams, it comes off as…

Oct 23, 2016

The Great British Bake-Off: A Eulogy

Oct 23, 2016

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24 Millennial Op-Ed Pitches That Will Make Me The Cultural Critic of Our Time, I Imagine

· Why Are Millennials Having Less Sex With Madame LeFlesh, The World’s Most Expensive Courtesan?

Sep 7, 2016

24 Millennial Op-Ed Pitches That Will Make Me The Cultural Critic of Our Time, I Imagine

Sep 7, 2016

Tom Harrison

SURRENDER: WRITE CLUB chapter 78, 4/19/16

I wrote this for my second performance in WRITE CLUB, a goddamn riotous and life-validating live lit show that singlehandedly makes Chicago…

Apr 22, 2016

Apr 22, 2016

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‘Air And Water Show’ Meant Peeing Outside, Local Girlfriend Reports

CHICAGO — Area woman Nicole Hibbert, 28, has announced that her boyfriend Robbie Ewing’s repeated exhortations to see the “Air and Water…

Aug 18, 2015

‘Air And Water Show’ Meant Peeing Outside, Local Girlfriend Reports

Aug 18, 2015

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Humor Words and Comedy Garbage

Wacky Holi-DAZE Episode 3: More Herbs, Less Salt Day

Yet more of the truly unhinged garbage I put in my company newsletter!

Aug 12, 2015

Aug 12, 2015

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My Rejected Pitches for Event Comics

The ideas the Big Two were too scared to use.

Jul 20, 2015

Jul 20, 2015

Tom Harrison
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Things Said To Me When I Mentioned My Being Published In McSweeney’s

What’s that?

Jun 9, 2015

Jun 9, 2015

Tom Harrison

Tom Harrison

I write things! I am funny, sometimes. tawmharrison.com. Contact me at tharri28@gmail.com and on twitter @TomHarrison19

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