10 Topics that Post Malone is an Expert on, Too

“If you’re looking for lyrics, if you’re looking to cry, if you’re looking to think about life, don’t listen to hip-hop. There’s great hip-hop songs where they talk about life and they spit that real shit, but right now, there’s not a lot of people talking about real shit”. — Post Malone 11/22/17

Forget what Jay-Z, Nicki Minaj, Kendrick Lamar, and countless other established hip hop artists have been rapping about for years. Post Malone knows literally everything about hip hop. Since touring his debut album at the seasoned age of 22, he’s learned a lot about the world. His expertise isn’t exclusive to the music genre that he just entered. He’s an expert on these topics, too:

The lasting impacts of daily cat calling.

Police brutatility.

How to sneeze with your eyes open.

Menstrual cramps.

Poverty to prison pipeline.

What childbirth feels like.

The cure for the common cold.

Pregnancy descrimination in the work place.

Growing up as a person of color in a white man’s world.

The correct way to place the toilet paper roll.


Tawny Lara is the founder of SobrieTeaParty, where she writes about being sober in New York City and hosts sober socializing events. When she’s not writing, she’s eating tacos or practicing yoga…sometimes simultaneously.