A “Conservative Christian”. How funny. The Christ, your supposed model, was a revolutionary in politics, not a conservative, and an observant Jew, not a Christian.
You likely also read and believe the bible, an ancient text with as much authority as the Epic of Gilgamesh, or the Iliad.
You are supposedly a Christian, whatever that means, and you have characterized whole groups of people as “liars and manipulators” and as “liberal losers”. Not very Christian. But then your Christianity seems to be an assumed cover for nastiness.