I’m Going To England And France This Week To Ask Foreigners About Trump.
Allan Ishac

Bon voyage et bonne chance…some o’ them furriners look nasty.

Make sure to be AMERICAN: laugh at their funny accents, they like that.

Turn your our nose up at their crappy native food and ask for something American, like a hamburger, they like that too.

And tell everyone how you don’t mind people speaking a foreign language instead of English, you just one them to speak ONE foreign language, not the bloody mish-mash you get across Europe. And as for the hoity-toity accents in England, well….

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