Free Calls for Boxing Commentators
Aug 26, 2017 · 2 min read

Ahead of tonight’s big fight, here are some phrases to use when Conor McGregor gets knocked out.
- “More like ‘suck of the Irish!’ ”
- “Wowza! McGregor just got sham-rocked!”
- “You won’t be ‘Dublin’ your money tonight if you bet on McGregor; he just got knocked out!”
- “Bazinga!”
- “That one man just punched the other man in the face!”
- “Howzabout a big bowl of Unlucky Charms, Conor?!”
- “That guy punched the other guy in his face with his fist. He was wearing a ‘boxing glove’ but still — face-punched!”
- “Irish? I “rish” I hadn’t bet my son’s college savings on McGregor!”
- “Conor McGregor’s face just got a LinkedIn request from Mayweather’s punch — and he accepted it! Down for the count!”
- “FACEPUNCHED!”
- “As James Joyce wrote in Finnegans Wake, ‘Holy toledo! A haymaker straight to the ol’ brainbox of Conor McGregor! He’s down! Hold the phone: what’s Pay-Per-View? I’ve been dead since 1941!’ ”
- “When I say ‘punch’ you say ‘face’! Punch! Face! Punch! Face!”
- “PUNCHED! IN THE FACE? HOW! MY ECZEMA IS ACTING UP? ALSO KNOWN AS ATOPIC DERMATITIS!”
Tyler Littwin is a professional graphic designer who is respected by his coworkers, friends, and family who definitely don’t refer to him as “Lil’ Prune-Face” when he’s not around.
