It’s an Exciting Time at My Company, I Guess
So this company offering to help me personalize user engagement is doing a pretty half-hearted job at this user engagement thing.
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“Hello there!” is what I say to people whose name I can’t remember. And if they really did do some background research and found something exciting going on at my unnamed company, I wish they’d tell me what it was. I’d like to be excited, too.
Instead of these pretend-to-be-personal emails, just once I’d rather see “This is a mass-emailed form letter.” There oughta be a law. Oh, wait, there is.