Hey, I’m a boomer, I’ve never owned a house (nor a real bank balance come to think of it,) and I even eat smashed avocado on sourdough toast… With a lightly poached free-range egg thank you. (Mind you, I do have to make it myself. But eh.)

People are getting upset over this? Best giggle I’ve had in ages. Now excuse my while I change my Depends cos you know what they say about shits’n’giggles, and popcorn for comments is so expensive these days.