Ted Rees

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How to get to Mars

Everyone’s in the kitchen talking about surface to air missiles and commercial airliners.

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How to touch a Ferrari

When you touch a Ferrari be careful to hide the way your facial expressions react to the thing in your hands.

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How to notice someone noticing you

I’ve been coming here for weeks pretending to like your coffee.

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