Masturbation & Mild Depression

Stroking my dick until I ejaculate can be emotionally draining.

TEef
TEef
Jun 2, 2015 · 3 min read

Let me explain

I think I spank on a daily.

It just helps me to get on with my day a lot smoother than if not.
The innate and instinctual desire to copulate can be distracting on so many levels.
I’m not saying we (can apply to both males & females) are slaves to our biological appetites to a point we’ll rush off to commit adultery with a different individual every lunch break.

Though possible.
I just doubt you have that swag.

I am saying, it’s much easier to navigate through the cluster fuck of visual impressions called — the internet, if your genitalia is not the captain of your ship, especially if you spend most of your work time online.

It’s typical, that once I've knocked one out in the morning before I take a shower, that same commander in charge with the loudest, most domineering, authoritative voice - suddenly plays the role of Silent Bob and leaves me to my devices.

Ephemeral Depression

Prior to a routine climax, one is as excited and eager to induce such a sensation, as I imagine any domesticated carnivorous mammal is to eat meat when it knows it’s dinner time, but for some reason — post apex, I start to get all existential and disappointed with myself when I come to terms with the fact I've just finished, sat, squirting a load of cloudy liquid from my penis tip, gripping the length of my mid section, onto a strip of tissue.

Like, really?

As I lean over to close me trusted web browser, I'm often met with the reflection from my computer screen that’s enough to trigger a back-n-forth discussion with — myself.

“Did you need to do that?” — “I don’t know”
“What’s wrong with you?” — “Nothing… right?”
“Why is your boxer shorts around your ankles and why are you holding your penis in your right palm, haven’t you got work to do?” — “Fuck… what am I doing with my life — I'm such a loser”
“If someone walked in right now what would they think?” — “Teef, you are officially a waste man!”

This after thought probably occurs about 9.3 times out of 10 and lasts a mean average of 54 seconds.

By the way.

I consider beating the bishop an act that’s just as humanistic as taking a shiyt.
You feel a sensation induced by the natural biological processes of your anatomy — you act on it to relieve tension — you feel better afterwards.

Everyone goes home happy.

There’s nothing wrong with it — unless you beat your stick or rub your clit to the point your skin starts to peel or tear off.

Then we have a little problem.

Otherwise.

No one should feel hurt or ashamed from taking a dump or having a wank (like everything — there’s exceptions).

So.

If you own or find a potential coping method for my emotional disposition post semen emission.

Please do tell.

    TEef

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