For as long as I can remember.
I've always been inquisitive.
Once, I urinated into a cup and drank it.
Let me explain
I was 7 years old.
I just had the urge to find out what my piss would taste like.
I walked into my mama’s kitchen.
Grabbed one of those white classic plastic disposable cups every Nigerian mother owns.
Jogged into the bathroom - one hand hovering over the bath tub clutching the cup, other hand in charge of steering with accuracy.
I poured gold until enough filled for a decent gulp.
Took a sip.
Immediately spat the contents back out.
It did not fucking taste nice.
Tasted like what any sane adult might imagine.