Teemily
2 min readMar 19, 2017

Dating someone extremely attractive sucks!

First, you have to go through the trouble of finding someone extremely attractive and ‘convince them’ of dating you. Not an easy task considering that she can freely pick pretty much any guy.

  • Once you see each other, there is a horde of penis-operated, zombie-esque guys chasing after your woman.
  • They come in all forms: It could be a stranger messaging her on Facebook in the middle of the night, a guy approaching her as soon as he sees you head for the restroom, or the suspiciously friendly DJ trying to get her drunk with free shots.
  • Constantly getting complimented on your beauty slowly screws with your brain. Hearing several times a day how sexy he is, would turn even the Dalai Lama into a self-absorbed asshole.
  • People treat you nice for no apparent reason other than your girlfriend’s beauty. FAKE people! Sad!
  • You have come to terms with the fact that every single one of your friends and acquaintances thinks of your girlfriend when masturbating.
  • When you pass a group of guys, they usually turn around and check out your partner’s ass.
  • You get paranoid about someone checking out your partner’s ass.
  • Guys come up and weirdly congratulate you on some achievement.

Despite all the reasons mentioned above, I still bit the bullet and chose to date an extremely attractive woman. 😉 Not for her beauty, though, but for the fact that she has the biggest heart of anyone I’ve ever met. And unlike physical beauty, her gorgeous character will never fade.

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