Jill Stein: “My band and I […] deserve a Grammy nomination”
Jill Stein, presidential candidate of the Green Party, issued a statement at a local flea market where she ruffled a few feathers in the music industry.
Per sources, she has been quoted as saying, “Taylor Swift, Kanye West, Justin Timberlake. All of these Musicians are hurtful and harmful to our society. We need to rid the world of their harmful music and replace it with music of actual meaning. It is as shame that those aforementioned musicians have been given a combined 40 Grammys.” If that’s not bad enough, the Stein became even more vocal about the Grammys as more people circled around her. She took a pause to drink some water and became very excited to see that more people were willing to listen to her. However, she was disappointed to realize that they were actually staring at her because she was speaking so fucking loudly despite having a mic. Undeterred, Stein continued her unwanted speech, which obviously pissed off the ground meat stand that she was standing next to. “My band and I, ‘Somebody’s Sister,’ deserve to be nominated for a Grammy for our album ‘Circuits to the Sun.’ I urge everyone to check it out and understand the importance of being green,” said Stein, “It is much more valuable to our generation than the filthy and sex-obsessed monstrosity that is being spewed by today’s rappers like Lil Uzi Vert and Kodak Black.” Stein was soon escorted out of the flea market by Cook County policemen. As she was being escorted, Stein stated a number of other comments, but who gives a shit?
Does Jill Stein deserve a Grammy?
To answer that question, we need to listen to her music. If you haven’t already listened to it, please don’t. However, if you have crippling depression and are looking for an alternative to suicide, here you go.
This garbage does not deserve a Grammy. Outside any of the pussy shit released by Drake or Tyga, this is the most cringeworthy garbage anyone could possibly listen to.