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An earlier version of this story misstated the name of the new MST3K star. He is Jonah Ray, not Jonah Ryan.

As a backer for the MST3K season 11 Kickstarter who dropped a grand on it, I would do the same thing all over again for a season with Jonah “Jolly Green Ji**bag” Ryan stuck on the Satellite of Love. In a heartbeat.

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