Ralph ate the roast. ..

When caught doing some thing stupid, make a stupid joke.

It’s the little things that makes us nuts. Who ate the last piece of anything. In my fridge, right now, there are the last pieces of a pie, a chicken, a lasagna, and something green and blue. Tomorrow, I am tossing then all out. I will get scolded for it, but for the safety of my family I will brave the spoils.