18. Donald has a horrible odor. A mix of McDonald’s, Cheetos, cheap cologne, and Tic Tacs. People often think I look sad or angry in photos, but my face is just squinched from trying not to inhale.
THAT SMELL MUST BE VERY IRRITATING AND NASTY. SORRY MELANIE. I CAN PROMISE YOU COMFORT IN MY ARMPITS EVEN AFTER RUNNING A RACE.