Much ado about bus haikus

Does not go to Tate

East West does not go to Tate

Nope, still not to Tate

Seven sixty-one

Not so bad — wait, is that smoke?

Why not five two four?

There is a front door

Please stop crowding the back door

Please, I don’t smell bad

Yes that sidewalk’s closed

No, please don’t walk in the road

You don’t value life

Stop engine light on?

Shut it down and restart it

Shit, it’s on fire

If you walk in front

Of this bus, you won’t be paid

You will surely die

Static…static…keeps

Coming through the radio

Be sure to…don’t forget…

Drive until midnight

Or better yet, 2 am

Just don’t fall asleep