customer service

Dan Kent
Dan Kent
Aug 23, 2017 · 1 min read

went to Office Max
my mouse was shot
(defective clicker)
they had a big sale
on whimsical statues
I bought two
(they made me smile)
one an exclamation mark
the other a hashtag

at the purchase-counter
my items were shot
with a scanner gun and
the money-taking lady
looked me in the eye:
did you find what you were looking for?

it was a tough question
life is long and I’d come so far
I looked at the mouse
I looked at the hashtag
I looked at the exclamation mark
shrugged my retort:
“What more could I ask for?”
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Dan Kent

I'm so abstract automatic doors at grocery stores don't open for me.

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