
prospective buyers
Aug 8, 2017 · 1 min read
what was really annoying
I’d run all over town
with prospective buyers
showing a thousand homes
and it was always the same
dumb silly refrain:
“open concept
open concept
we want open concept
oooh, look how open this is
I love a open concept
this is nice but wonder
can we make it open concept?”
Gawd!
it was non-stop
and all these builders
building new homes
everywhere I look
— Why?
all you need to do:
put a toilet, sink, tub
in a prairie field
or a parking lot
brand it:
‘OPEN CONCEPT’
you’ll make millions!
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