William Bryan SmithThe Baby Jesus in This Year’s Light-Up Community Nativity Scene Has Been Replaced By a Plastic Jack…While we await Jesus’s return, we ask that you please use your imagination when enjoying our display.Dec 2, 2023Dec 2, 2023
William Bryan SmithI Ate Nothing But Fettuccine Alfredo For One Month, And You’ll Never Guess What Happened.“Did you think you’d click on this article for a big reveal that I actually lost weight? I mean technically I did. I lost 175 pounds (I was…Nov 24, 2023Nov 24, 2023
William Bryan SmithAt Worthy Brothers Turkeys, Our Turkeys Are Never Slaughtered; That’s Our Promise To YouWhat if we didn’t technically kill our turkeys, but we instead “encouraged” the turkeys to do it themselves?Nov 18, 2023Nov 18, 2023
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William Bryan SmithI Married My Undocumented Housekeeper…is that Woke Enough for You, Fuckface?We’ve all heard the old saying, “good help is hard to find.” No one knows that better than me. I’d gone through a dozen housekeepers before…Nov 1, 20233Nov 1, 20233
William Bryan SmithTake it From Me, A Dog Whisperer: Your Behavior is Making Patches Very UncomfortableLet’s first talk about what’s not disputed here: your Griffon Bruxellois, whom you’ve unimaginatively named, Patches, is despondent. His…Oct 31, 2023Oct 31, 2023
William Bryan SmithGuy Holding Purse Outside of Fitting Room Actually Not Waiting For AnyoneOf course, you thought this purse belonged to “my woman.” Well, that’s where you’re wrong, chump. I don’t even have a girlfriend. It’s…Oct 28, 2023Oct 28, 2023
William Bryan SmithinThe HavenYou Guys…I Met A German Cannibal On Bumble And I Think I’m Going To See Him AgainHey, you guys, it’s Brittany again. For those of you following my vlog, or Instagram account, or my Twitter account…Nov 12, 2019Nov 12, 2019
William Bryan SmithinThe HavenStop Peppering Me With Your Questions…I Don’t Have All The Answers — by Ted TockI get it. I’m a seeker, too. And yes, it’s great when we have an expert we can turn to for advice and direction. Heck, just the other day…Mar 13, 2019Mar 13, 2019