We are never, ever writing code together.

Like, ever.


Play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WA4iX5D9Z64 and sing along.

I remember when we found bugs, the first time
Saying this is it, this code sucks, ’cause like
We haven’t pushed production in a month
When you said we’d, add a, break

Sweet!

Then you come around again and say
Hey guys, I missed one but I swear we’ll push this change
Trust me
Remember how you said it’ll take a day
I say, “We’ll ship this”, we break it, then stay up, “I hate code.”

Oooooh, we tried to launch again last night
But oooooooh, this time, I’m telling you, telling you

We are never ever ever writing code together,
We are never ever ever writing code together,
You go code in java, code in ajax, or PHP
But WE are never ever ever ever writing code together

Like, ever…

I’m really gonna miss your paradigms
And me coding but I’m thinking they’re not right
And you would code away and add some bugs to mine
With a lack of comments that are of any use to me

Ooh, you broke our node again tonight
But ooh, this time I’m telling you, I’m telling you

We are never ever ever writing code together,
We are never ever ever writing code together,
You go code in C#, code in Python, even C (even C!)
But WE are never ever ever ever writing code together

Ooh, yeah, ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Oh oh oh

I used to think your code was forever ever
And I used to say, “Program together…”
Uggg… so he starts a hangout and he’s like, “There’s still some bugs,”
And I’m like… “I just… I mean this is exhausting, you know, like,
We are never writing code together. Like, ever”

No!

We are never ever ever writing code together,
We are never ever ever writing code together,
You go code in Scala, code in Pascal, or Ruby
But WE are never ever ever ever writing code together

We, ooh, writing code together, ohhh,
We, ooh, writing code together

You go code in Haskell, code in Smalltalk, Objective C!
But WE are never ever ever ever writing code together