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My Partner Hates It When I Write About Other Men.

Which is unfortunate, because 90% of what I write about is other men.

Jun 2, 2022

My Partner Hates It When I Write About Other Men.

Jun 2, 2022

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Breast Stories

We Broke Up. Who Gets to Keep the Bras?

This push-up isn’t a push-over!

May 22, 2023

We Broke Up. Who Gets to Keep the Bras?

May 22, 2023

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I Thought My Partner Was Mad at Me, But He Actually Just Wanted to Watch a Hockey Game.

“You ate all the granola and didn’t bother to replace it,” I shout from the kitchen.

Feb 23, 2023

I Thought My Partner Was Mad at Me, But He Actually Just Wanted to Watch a Hockey Game.

Feb 23, 2023

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Mike Thinks My New Dream Car Is His New Favorite Toy

But only one of us is making monthly payments …

Oct 18, 2022

Mike Thinks My New Dream Car Is His New Favorite Toy

Oct 18, 2022

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Fourth Wave

It’s Even Easier to Ignore Women at Work-From-Home

Don’t like it when the lady folk get uppity? Just mute them

Oct 9, 2022

It’s Even Easier to Ignore Women at Work-From-Home

Oct 9, 2022

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85% Percent of Divorces Could Be Prevented if Men Would Learn How to Use Soap

Or so my research suggests.

Oct 9, 2022

85% Percent of Divorces Could Be Prevented if Men Would Learn How to Use Soap

Oct 9, 2022

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The First Time I Lost My Virginity, I Worried About Body Hair More Than Pregnancy

Mike had a scheme for enabling us to be alone, in proximity to a bed, together. I would come over to his house around 6pm, while his…

Sep 14, 2022

The First Time I Lost My Virginity, I Worried About Body Hair More Than Pregnancy

Sep 14, 2022

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Modern Women

Why I’m Keeping the Bush

Because I’m an adult, and adults have pubic hair.

Jul 8, 2022

Why I’m Keeping the Bush

Jul 8, 2022

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Since Women Will Be At Home Brewing Babies, Y’all Men Can Handle the Bills, Right?

If we’re going to turn back the clocks on abortion access, don’t forget that part where dudes cover the mortgage alone.

Jun 30, 2022

Since Women Will Be At Home Brewing Babies, Y’all Men Can Handle the Bills, Right?

Jun 30, 2022

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We’re Having a Vasectomy.

And yes, I, the woman, took an active role in his ball-snipping.

Jun 27, 2022

We’re Having a Vasectomy.

Jun 27, 2022

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The Michaels

I’ve dated 28 men. Two of them gave me an orgasm. Three of them gave me a urinary tract infection. All of them gave me a reason to write comedy.

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