PinnedThe MichaelsMy Partner Hates It When I Write About Other Men.Which is unfortunate, because 90% of what I write about is other men.Jun 2, 20221Jun 2, 20221
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The MichaelsMike Thinks My New Dream Car Is His New Favorite ToyBut only one of us is making monthly payments …Oct 18, 2022Oct 18, 2022
The MichaelsinFourth WaveIt’s Even Easier to Ignore Women at Work-From-HomeDon’t like it when the lady folk get uppity? Just mute themOct 9, 2022Oct 9, 2022
The Michaels85% Percent of Divorces Could Be Prevented if Men Would Learn How to Use SoapOr so my research suggests.Oct 9, 2022Oct 9, 2022
The MichaelsThe First Time I Lost My Virginity, I Worried About Body Hair More Than PregnancyMike had a scheme for enabling us to be alone, in proximity to a bed, together. I would come over to his house around 6pm, while his…Sep 14, 20221Sep 14, 20221
The MichaelsinModern WomenWhy I’m Keeping the BushBecause I’m an adult, and adults have pubic hair.Jul 8, 20222Jul 8, 20222
The MichaelsSince Women Will Be At Home Brewing Babies, Y’all Men Can Handle the Bills, Right?If we’re going to turn back the clocks on abortion access, don’t forget that part where dudes cover the mortgage alone.Jun 30, 20229Jun 30, 20229
The MichaelsWe’re Having a Vasectomy.And yes, I, the woman, took an active role in his ball-snipping.Jun 27, 20224Jun 27, 20224