PinnedThe MichaelsMy Partner Hates It When I Write About Other Men.Which is unfortunate, because 90% of what I write about is other men.·3 min read·Jun 2, 2022--1--1
The MichaelsinBreast StoriesWe Broke Up. Who Gets to Keep the Bras?This push-up isn’t a push-over!·4 min read·May 22, 2023--3--3
The MichaelsI Thought My Partner Was Mad at Me, But He Actually Just Wanted to Watch a Hockey Game.“You ate all the granola and didn’t bother to replace it,” I shout from the kitchen.·3 min read·Feb 23, 2023----
The MichaelsMike Thinks My New Dream Car Is His New Favorite ToyBut only one of us is making monthly payments …·5 min read·Oct 18, 2022----
The MichaelsinFourth WaveIt’s Even Easier to Ignore Women at Work-From-HomeDon’t like it when the lady folk get uppity? Just mute them·3 min read·Oct 9, 2022----
The Michaels85% Percent of Divorces Could Be Prevented if Men Would Learn How to Use SoapOr so my research suggests.·3 min read·Oct 9, 2022----
The MichaelsThe First Time I Lost My Virginity, I Worried About Body Hair More Than PregnancyMike had a scheme for enabling us to be alone, in proximity to a bed, together. I would come over to his house around 6pm, while his…·4 min read·Sep 14, 2022--1--1
The MichaelsinModern WomenWhy I’m Keeping the BushBecause I’m an adult, and adults have pubic hair.·4 min read·Jul 8, 2022--2--2
The MichaelsSince Women Will Be At Home Brewing Babies, Y’all Men Can Handle the Bills, Right?If we’re going to turn back the clocks on abortion access, don’t forget that part where dudes cover the mortgage alone.·2 min read·Jun 30, 2022--9--9
The MichaelsWe’re Having a Vasectomy.And yes, I, the woman, took an active role in his ball-snipping.·5 min read·Jun 27, 2022--4--4