It’s Preschool Open House Season Motherfuckers
Dan Hon
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True story: my son’s first preschool required them to bring lunch from home. Wrapped in cloth. With a cloth napkin and metal utensils. In a mothereffing WOVEN BASKET. It was a Waldorf-inspired school. You cannot make this shit up. The first parent who opens an Amish-style preschool in the San Francisco Bay Area is going to make a mint.

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