Cloe SongSounds from Sunday MorningMy daughter runs around singing songs she’s made up in her head. She plays the piano, and I play the piano. We hit record and we see what…May 15, 2017May 15, 2017
Cloe SongAbsolutely AwfulI tried to watch that “GirlBoss” piece of shit on Netflix, and here’s what I feel like I should have felt watching it:Apr 23, 2017Apr 23, 2017
Cloe SongShitpostSo then today I decided that in addition to going to my friend’s birthday party, I am going to write some more music, because there are…Apr 18, 2017Apr 18, 2017
Cloe SongThe Very Small BombLast night I was walking around in the nation of my dreams and found a tiny and sickening nuclear bomb.Apr 18, 2017Apr 18, 2017
Cloe SongHow I Stopped Procrastinating and Started CreatingJust that title alone makes me want to vomit.Apr 2, 2017Apr 2, 2017
Cloe SongGastropub“Gastropub” is horrible because “gastro” reminds me of the gastrointestinal system. The gastro system is where things are pretty…Dec 31, 2016Dec 31, 2016
Cloe SongI feel acutely sad.Usually I would Google it, read about other accounts of “acute sadness,” and do some one-way commiseration that gives way to the numb void…Dec 18, 2016Dec 18, 2016
Cloe SongAnimated gifsI hate them. They are distracting and they detract from your words. If you have animated gifs in your article, I automatically think you’re…Oct 17, 20161Oct 17, 20161