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…’t know how to handle your errors! When `render()` returns an `Error` instead of a `<Component/>`, it cannot mount that shit and instead spits out the above note. (it only knows how to render components!)
…and technologies as possible throughout your rant. Use words like big data, cloud, and scalability. Mention test-driven development at least three to four times.
…r development environment set up. Checkout your team’s code from the git repo and start ramping up. If your new team doesn’t use git, announce your resignation immediately and walk out.