So when a man with a cane followed me home one day, and not a hip young guy but a wizened senior hooked up to oxygen and dragging his deathbed behind him, I wanted to turn around and yell, “REALLY?”
Why I Gave Up On Men
Suzy Soro
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The question is not why seniors are attracted to you — pretty sure men develop a more discerning attraction over time, (or, at least I tell myself this in hopes that men will grow out of their cartoonish ways. Drat.) so it might even be considered a compliment that old dudes are digging on you.

The question is however, why do they follow you home? Do you have Ensure in your pockets?

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