Origin Story — 5/19/2017

The hospital was deathly quite on the fateful night that I was born, a true baller would enter the world and all would know.

Fast forward to the present, skipping absolutely everything, and we see that this baller is on the come up.

With his array of pursuits he starts on the journey of a lifetime to become a master expert generalist such as the great, and wealthy, Elon Musk.

He checks in at his first stop, medium. Where he will time stamp the beginning of his journey as a statement for those all around to see.

In his sleep deprived caffeine induced state, tangents about absolutely anything that come into his 16 year old mind at approximately 6:50 am will arise.

Thus before embarking on his shenanigans at school, a poorly constructed mess of a story will promptly emerge.