Why the Fuck Should I Watch: AVATAR (2009)?

Why the fuck should you watch “Avatar”?

• You have already seen it, but to freshen up that dusty-rusty memory of yours, why not reopen Pandora’s box again? (get it?)
• This life of yours sucks. You want to go away, far away to live nude with monkeys somewhere. This movie would be good educational material for you then.
• You wonder what happened to that one guy that was in some Fast & Furious movies. You know, Sam Worthington!?
• With full respect from a fan: Ripley …khm…Sigourney Weaver…