#012: On smelling really bad…

Something else I have run into when I’ve been traveling. Whenever I am sitting and waiting for the bus, plane, train whatever to take off. And the person next to me instantly starts texting right after I sit down. I’m like oh shit they are texting their friend, “Crap Cindy the guy next to me smells like balls.”

Sometimes you just know you smell bad. You can feel the sweat dripping down your armpits down your torso. You just want to be like “Sorry real sorry. I had to run here.” But sorry doesn’t make up for the kind of suffocating oder that my body is capable of creating. Sometimes I have the inclination to throw some water on my skin, but all that is going to do is ignite the smell and spread it across my entire body and making it stick to my skin.

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