The People's GuillotinePresident Joe Biden Announces That All Drone Bombs Will Now Be Painted With Smiley FacesWASHINGTON — In a historic announcement, 46th President Joe Biden confirmed that all bombs dropped on 3rd world children’s hospitals…Jan 23, 2021Jan 23, 2021
The People's GuillotineDonald Trump Considers Banning Everyone But Himself From TwitterWASHINGTON — President Trump announced on Thursday that he was preparing a new executive order forcing social media giant Twitter to ban…Oct 17, 2020Oct 17, 2020
The People's GuillotinePlease Shut The Fuck UpYOUR HOUSE — Some dumb motherfucker just said some stupid shit, and it was you. Yes you, the one reading this, said some inane bullshit…Oct 17, 2020Oct 17, 2020
The People's GuillotineFaults Of Capitalism Actually Because We Aren’t Capitalisming Hard EnoughBOSTON, MA — The Free Market, widely known for it’s inability to help anyone in any situation ever, is actually a failure because it’s…Oct 17, 2020Oct 17, 2020