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RayRay

5RTO.com is my blog but sometimes I write about beer at iHeartBeer.com and I tweet about my kids a lot because they are shitheads @TheiHeartBeer

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    N.O.K (Not Our Kid)

    I’m going to set the scene for you. You and your significant other have just completed the ordeal of getting the kids loaded into the car…I’m going to set the scene for you. You and your significant other have just completed the ordeal of getting the kids loaded into the car, driven to your destination and unloaded everyone. You finally made it to wherever it is you are going. As you’re settling into your activity (movie, dinner at a restaurant, park, whatever) an all too familiar sound begins to creep it’s way toward you. The horrible sound of one of your kids having a shit-fit meltdown.
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    Ruby

    It happened suddenly a couple of weeks ago, in midst of turning our lives upside down and moving out of our townhouse, we had to say…
    RayRay7 min read

      Turning my life upside down

      I found out on Friday I was accepted into the Copywriting track at The Brandcenter at Virginia Commonwealth University (VCU).
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        5 Things That’s Fucking Awesome About Having Kids

        It occurs to me that I might have freaked some people out.
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