The Seven Types Of People


Type 1: Sex Idiots

From morning to night the only reason they live is for sex

Type 2: Pigs

They consume everything they can until they eventually explode

Type 3: Money Junkies

No amount of money is ever enough. “The Richest Woman In the World” refused to pay all her taxes and left millions of dollars to her dog

Type 4: Sponges

Always find the easiest way to do everything

Type 5: Rage Addicts

They live for the endorphin rush that they get when they flip out

Type 6: Black Holes

Empty inside and constantly focused things others have and they don’t

Type 7: Assholes

Human garbage that may run into the wrong person one day and be taught why being an asshole is not a good idea