The Biggest Lies that Trump Supporters Will Never Stop Believing

Jonathan Sim
Mar 11, 2018 · 6 min read

When covering President Trump, I usually try to remain fair to him. I have very strong opinions about him, and those thoughts aren’t usually very pleasant, but I want to talk about his supporters today. The people that actively support Trump in what he does.

And for people who yell “fake news” ALL the time, some of them truly believe some ridiculous stuff. So, I’ll be covering some of the BS that I’ve heard from not only the supporters, but from Trump himself as well.

Red Map = Majority Vote

Show this map to a Trump supporter and they’ll probably cream themselves. Hell, show this to Trump and he’ll give you a presidential thank you for putting a picture in a Tweet and hitting send.

But here’s the thing: Trump did not receive a majority of votes. And just because your map is very red, like the color of blood coming out of a child’s chest after gun laws weren’t changed, that doesn’t mean a majority of Americans support him, or even voted for him.

If you take the amount of votes cast for Clinton, Trump, Stein, and Johnson in the 2016 election, you have nearly 135 million votes cast. Trump only received approximately 63 million, so only about 46 percent of voters voted for Trump. So, tell me again how A MAJORITY of Americans voted for Trump?

Now, a lot of supporters have told me that the only reason Clinton won the popular vote was because of large amounts of people voting for her in California and New York. They say that a few states shouldn’t decide for the country.

Well, let me put it this way: ten people in a room are asked what their favorite color is. Red or blue? And this was the end result in terms of people who voted for red and blue. And this was where they were all standing in the room when they voted.

You know what that means? There’s more red! More red everywhere! Glorious, glorious blood-colored red! Everyone in that room loves red! A majority chose red because they were more spread out in the room! Yippee!!

See what I’m saying? The Electoral College is an extremely undemocratic system that essentially rewards you with extra votes for living where you live. I live in New York, and why should someone living in Michigan get an electoral vote worth so much more than my vote? Does my vote matter less because I live farther away?

I’ve heard some idiots say, “If you take away California and New York, Trump won the popular vote too!” Well, my response is, “If you take away all the red states and people who voted for Trump, then Hillary won the election by a LANDSLIDE. Stupid.”

And if you’re a Republican under the belief that the Electoral College system makes sense and only smart people agree with the system, then allow me to direct you to this real tweet:

If you’re still too busy looking at your Electoral College map because pictures are easier for you to understand, then here’s what the map looks like adjusted for population.

So, two words: suck it.

Three MILLION illegal immigrants voted for Hillary in California.

How about this, though, guys? Those poor thumb-sucking liberal Democrats couldn’t get enough people to vote for CROOKED HILLARY, so they got TRUCKLOADS of illegals from Mexico, and ushered them into the voting booths, and threatened to ACID-WASH their thumbs if they didn’t press KILLARY’S name on the voting machine!

Okay, that’s an exaggeration. But the idea is the same. A lot of Trump voters do believe that three million illegals voted for Clinton in California. But this doesn’t seem very likely, and it seems like more of an internet rumor.

Okay, so this rumor started in November when some random guy named Gregg went on Twitter and tweeted this:

We have verified more than three million votes cast by non-citizens.
We are joining .@TrueTheVote to initiate legal action. #unrigged

— Gregg Phillips (@JumpVote) November 13, 2016

Then, after he tweeted this, a walking hemorrhoid named Alex Jones picked it up and put out a story about this on his anus website, InfoWars.

According to online fact-checker Politifact, they asked Phillips about his claim, but he wouldn’t provide any more information about what the data is and where he got it from.

News 21 only found 56 cases of illegal voting between 2000 and 2011, so voter fraud is this thing that happens from time to time, but doesn’t actually happen as often as it seems. Like, Asians getting respected and represented in Hollywood.

So, the point is, there is virtually no evidence to support the claim besides what some dude named Gregg tweeted, probably while his other hand was stuck in his ass.

This is unproven bullcrap, and used as a way to claim that Trump won something he didn’t, while also slandering illegal immigrants at the same time.

A wall would virtually stop illegal immigration.

According to the Center of Migration Studies, more than half of the illegal immigrants in the US entered the country with legal working visas which they overstayed, meaning they arrived legally on a plane, but became illegal when their visa expired.

Even with the amount of illegals coming into the country by walking across the border, this ignores the amount of illegals coming in from countries that AREN’T from Mexico, and it ignores the fact that there’s such a thing called ladders.

And if YOU’RE a Trump supporter and still don’t get what a ladder is, it can be used to climb — alright, you know what? It doesn’t matter. Ladders are a hoax invented by the evil globalist Chinese government CUCKS, who were conspiring not only with FAKE NEWS CNN, but with Crooked Hilary’s Muslim friend, Jak Hussein.

You hear me, Trump supporters? The WALL will be built because LADDERS ARE FAKE NEWS!!

So, this article was pretty long, but I’ve barely scratched the surface. I might write a Part 2, but for now, that’s it!

Jonathan Sim

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